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you are the former cook of Hades
king of the underworld. In a party you were asked to make a cake for the special guest and himself. He told you the guest was: "blah allergic blah blah blah nuts blah blah. got that", and he went away. So you made your speciality. an assorted nut and banana cake. the guest took one taste and died, so the king sent you to the underworld to rot. you must escape to the flight pod and go to a new planet for rehabilitation or go to 'heaven' according to the locals.
