Oh Yeah. I'm Mad.

Review by blimpy on Friday, October 22nd 2010

Congratulations to empoleon for making a game that I truly have learned to dislike with a passion that can only come as a result of epic game making. (Translation: It was teh bomb.)

For someone who was "just testing out the new features", he sure made one heck of a game. I ran into so many problems that I had no choice but to try again (turns out you need all the keys... hey, who knew?). And of course, I made my debut by outrunning a pool of sharks. (Fat boy don't play.) Anyways, for the review.

The scenery was untouchable. You couldn't have added a single tile to make it any better. Each scene was entirely believable and teeming with unexpected hazards (*cough* Turrets-in-seaweed! *cough-cough*). The enemy placement was great and (to my surprise) no enemies were placed at... interesting angles.

Besides the scenery and enemy placement, the difficulty was set a few knotches above the average skill level. You ain't flyin by with your little luck in this game (sharks don't believe in luck, apparently). So stop waisting your eyes on this review and play the game!

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Blimpy's RE-TARDED Meter:

THIS GAME IS SO GOOD IT'S RE-TARDED.

"I ONLY DO REVIEWS BY REQUEST. NO EXCEPTIONS.

But a twinkie might help you get to the front of the line."

-Blimpy