Lordsaltdar..?!

Review by bricc on Sunday, June 2nd 2019
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Heya ladies, gentlemen, and master106. I'm bricc, and today, I'll be reviewing a game by the big, the fat, the person evem lord and sean don't have time for..! ethan2009! Anyway! This game's called "Alpine (tilde I can't type on this weird keyboard) Tribute To Lordeldar".


- FIRST THOUGHTS -


Upon seeing the title, I was enraged. This is the second game that ethan2009 has made to bleep up to lordeldar. In a row!! Firstly, why would you even make a game dedicated to lordeldar? Literally nobody wants him around. It's 2019.


let's move on.


- EVERYTHING ELSE, SUMMARISED IN ONE PARAGRAPH, BECAUSE I'M NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY ENOUGH -


OK. I have a bone to pick with ethan2009. 206 bones in fact (if memory serves me correct) - because I want ethan to be nonexistant. He made ONE game about me, the best sploder user of ALL time, yet he makes TWO games on lordsaltdar, the saltiest man around splodertown.


But, if you've noticed, I've actually insulted lordeldar more than ethan in this review. So let's fix that.


Ethan is such a bad gamemaker, he should just. Quit. Like, UGh. We need GOOD gamemakers. This is why sploder's dying. Honestly just bleeps I have no competition in EGD this year. Anyway, this is a shooter game from ethan, which instantaneously makes it horrendous, just because I needed to extend this paragraph, so I used a big word. Thanks google.


So yeah, time for the scores.


Ethan's gamemaking - 0/10.

Ethan's existence - 0/10.

Ethan - 0/10.

Ethan please quit sploder - 1000/10.


Thanks so much for reading my magnificientnt review. Please send all hate comments directly to ethan's profile.


Gracias!