STOP PLAYING EFFING ART GAMES!
By darut1234 :: Saturday June 28th, 2008
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This game was made to tell everyone about a problem: the most popular games on sploder suck. Ok, it isn't JUST the art games, even though they suck just as much as any other game on the popular list...but how in god's name are these pieces of crap WINNING CONTESTS????? "Picachu"? "Screwed"? "Can you do it"? "GLASS OF FRIGGIN COKE"????? Why are you people so effing stupid? Ever wonder why the site creator (Geoff) made the featured game section? BECAUSE HE WAS SICK OF CHICKEN CRAP GETTING SO MANY VIEWS!!! Yes, I used to be like this, but then I realized how stupid my games were, and started to make GOOD games (My Him series). These games you idiots are making and playing every day are making sploder look bad. My friend was gonna join sploder...then he saw "Pikachu" and decided not to. YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING??? So, do sploder a favor. Stop playing "Fluffy" and "Impossible Poo". If you're wondering what a good game looks like, play the game above. Or play "The One" by obeliskos. or "Escapee" by tookewl. or anything made by checkthepan. MAKE SPLODER LOOK BETTER!!!!
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From: conrad123 on Saturday, August 23rd 2008
I have one last question for you: Why? Why do you like art games? What's so great about them? I just don't get it. Why? Please, explain that one thing to me: Why do you like art games? Answer that for me, and I'll leave you alone. Why?
From: conrad123 on Saturday, August 23rd 2008
Good plan, Obe. Why explain things? They probably don't understand half the things we say anyway...
From: taffy on Friday, August 1st 2008
i lost i think
From: obeliskos on Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Everyone who supports, makes, or plays art games is gay. (I'm not wasting my intellectual rebuttals for immature idiots anymore.)
From: michael123456789 on Wednesday, July 30th 2008
everyone knows it says flash game game creator,there not blind yes??????? they call it art games because what the game looks like is an piture with an design in it and a few monsters.thats it.that might be hell boring but made those games to let people play but not for you wankers that dont like art games.i like RPG games yeah? you like diffrent kind of games but whats wrong with that? those games might be impossibe and artish thats why you guys groan,but other people might like it? for the millionth time ITS NOT YOUR CHOICE TO TELL PEOPLE NOT TO MAKE ART GAMES DARUT SUPPORTERS AND DARUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: conrad123 on Wednesday, July 30th 2008
What does the bar say? Does it say "Flash Art Creator"? No. It says "Flash Game Creator". This is a game creator. If you want to make art, DRAW IT!!! Odds are, it'll turn out much better! Make room for real games, people! There are so many good games! Just check out Featured Games. Are there any art games? No! Why do you think Geoff made Featured Games? If all the popular games were fine, he wouldn't have! But they're not! They're all art!! And impossible! Look. On the front page. Every game on the front page is Contest Winner. Every game on the front page, except for a precious few, are art and impossible. This is not fair. Art games suck. I'm still confused why they call them art games. They're not games. They're just art. People make them on the game creator, calling them games. They suck. They're not games. Stop playing them, and more importantly, stop making them!! Are art games fun to play? Huh? No. They're not fun at all. You just look at the screen. You can't do anything. Just stop! Why don't you people understand? They're terrible!!! Play real games instead. Why am I saying that? It's not like you can play art games. Lots of people who make awesome games don't get very many views. Lots of people who make horrible games get many views. STOP THE MADNESS!!!
From: darut1234 on Tuesday, July 29th 2008
...you fuucktard. Harry Potter Order Pheonix wasn't an art game.
From: darut1234 on Tuesday, July 29th 2008
Because of you retards nominating it.
From: darut1234sucks on Tuesday, July 29th 2008
lol u have art games what about Harry Potter Goblet of Fire
From: darut1234sucks on Tuesday, July 29th 2008
lol y u delete thomas it won the contest
From: michael123456789 on Tuesday, July 29th 2008
look,if you dont calm dwn and get flippin addictive,watch ths film -- 1. got to www.youtube.com 2.write angry german kid 3.click on the first one and play it.
From: darut1234 on Monday, July 28th 2008
Dear god, every comment here is a novel.
From: obeliskos on Monday, July 28th 2008
Hah! I have the longest comment. My knowledge pwns everyone else's! =)
From: obeliskos on Monday, July 28th 2008
Art games are retarded are hog all of the views. Let's think about this: What's one amazing game that's NEVER gotten into the contest? Escapee. What always gets into contest and wins contests? MARIO LAND LOL, SCREWED OMGZ, GLASS OF COKE ROFL, the list goes on. The worst games gets to most fame. And yes, it does hurt things. For one, the stupid community of Sploder drive people who AREN'T complete idiots away. For example, when I first came here, I left because Screwed was so popular and I didn't want to bother making games if they would be ignored like that. I've been here since mid-2007, but the idiots here drove me away. I came back later and was surprised to find not stupid people, but some smart people. On the forums, mind you; almost everyone on the main site are complete idiots. Art games, impossible games, and bad games in general have been the most popular games on Sploder since it was made. And that's BS. Games like Escapee changed the way I looked at Sploder games and inspired me to make the contest-winning "The One", one of the few games that actually deserve to win the contest. And saying "making art games doesn't work anyone" is an ignorant statement indeed. Once again, their unfair popularity over GOOD games drive people away (I was one of them for God's sake). Second of all, great game makers (tookewl, darut, checkthepan, etc.) work their asses off to make great games and only 10 people play it!! Every now and then, we get a lucky break and our great games get the views they deserve. However, crap like PIKACHU and other horrendously bad games get five times the views. It simply isn't fair and we who make good games want the praise we deserve. There are a handful of sane people on Sploder and we're fixing this ruined place. If you make or play art games, go to hell or stop. Play some real games. Escapee, The One, Him, Bitium Physics, Game Raterz 1 & 2,.. I could list so many great games you've probably never even heard of because you're all too busy playing BAD games, rating them 5, nominating them, etc. WAKE UP SPLODER!! There are many great games you're missing out on! STOP PLAYING EFFING ART GAMES!!!
From: tookewl on Monday, July 28th 2008
LISTEN TO DARUT! The dude is not doing this because he's "jealous" of art games! WTF!? The last thing I want to mimick because I'm jealous of it wouldn't even be art games. They're even below THAT. Art games are splode pointless, yet they get 10 views a second because you dumb asses seem to like replaying a game where there IS NO PLAYING IN IT every 2 minutes of the day, therefore, giving it 1000's of views it doesn't deserve. We need to stop this people. And art games diguised as real games don't count either. *SED* Art games are bull, and the more people who realize this, the more spotlight real games can get that they deserve, such as the him series, made by you know who. -_- to everyone who thinks elsewise.
From: darut1234 on Monday, July 28th 2008
1 they made 2 of my friends not join sploder. 2 They hog all the views; You notice The One: Escape only has about 40 views. 3 It doesn't make me feal very good about the sploder community, knowing how effin stupid they all are.
From: michael123456789 on Monday, July 28th 2008
oh my days man it just and FU*KING GAME!!!!!!!!!!! what does popular art games do? NOTHING!!!!!! DOES IT HARM THE HECK OUT OF YOU???? NO! so dont get jealous of it people. CARM FREAKING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: darut1234 on Monday, July 28th 2008
By the way, thanks for the free views, retards.