Ha, you thought I was serious.
*** Now, if you're upset that you haven't won a contest, let's get this straight--WINNING A CONTEST DOES NOT MATTER. That is because 90% of the games that win a contest are either made purpously impossible or purposuly too simple. But what really counts is getting featured. That is because us editors feature GOOD games. Now, did this message help? Good. *** Now, post a game here and I'll tell you how far away it is from being Feature-Worthy.
