[BHR] BHR Dominates The Review Area!

Review by empoleon on Friday, January 21st 2011
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Click to play Explorers gone wild

Explorers gone wild is a game created by nintendude619

Rofl, every review one the page has the [BHR] tag on it. Looks like there's only the BHR doing its job. Explorers gone wild was submitted in the BHR thread, so I decided to review it. nintendude619 has never caught my eye so I though that he might have some potential. Boy, was I wrong! This game was just horrible. Why was this submitted into the BHR?! Why waste a talented reviewer's time with this 10 second game? I'm going to do my best to give a long review on this one, but it isn't going to be pretty.


You start out with crushers to your right. You run past them without taking any damage. You then come to a blue key blocked by enemies with the door behind them, but wait! You can jump right over that area. Rofl, I skipped those four enemies. Then after that comes a Fire Troll that does not damage and turrets that don't shoot, so I use my sword to jump over the wall and finally reach the escape pod. I bypassed literally every sequence in the game. Did nintendude619 spend absolutely no time making this game, or was it supposed to take me 10 seconds to finish? There's nothing keeping the player from bypassing the enemies. The placement was horrendous, especially the fire troll and turrets. The fire troll was killed by the hot block and the turrets were blocked by a freakin' wall. This game was not entertaining in the slightest, unless you're playing it for a good laugh. Explorers gone wild is just pathetic.


There's absolutely no scenery or interesting things to look at in the game. It's the same block texture the whole way through and there's no backgrounds, plants, or even NPCs. I have no idea why nintendude619 even submitted this to the BHR. Has he not read our reviews? Of course this game would be destroyed in the review lol, it doesn't have any, ANY, creativity in it.


Explorers gone wild is just an awful game. It's not epic at all. I suggest this game to anyone who wants to have a good laugh, but not to any person that wants to play a fun, well thought out platformer. This is basically a "move a step to win" game, but instead of one step there's 20. It's that easy. Just wait, nintendude619 is going to come into this thread and be all like "It grate game!!!! You dunno whut u tokkin bout!', but I do know what I'm talking about. Next time spend at least 10 minutes on your game, thanks.


This review was short because the game failed and was like... 20 seconds long lol.


Ratings (Out of 5):

Entertainment: 0

Enemy Placement: 0

Creativity: 0

Design: 0

Epicness: 0

Overall: 0/5


Such an awesome score! You really outdid yourself this time.


This has been a BHR.

 
 


Explorers gone wild Reviewed by empoleon on Friday, January 21st 2011. [BHR] BHR Dominates The Review Area! - A game review written by empoleon for the game 'Explorers gone wild' by nintendude619. Rating: 0