[STAR] Sacredos, Wait...A Mexican Word?! :O
THE BEAST REVIEW!
Hello this is Senbaki here and today I will be reviewing a peculiar game for a mexican, well I think he is....Ok so I will reviewing a game by a guy named Apod or should I say Applepie of DOOM! Ok this guy "Apod" is a guy who acts with bad behaviour to see the inside of PoW via the forums. xD Ok so maybe you know him from the mainsite but I never new him until the forums. We've had a few talks as well using the PMs on the forums. Sometimes never talk to him, he gets too happy and becomes an annoying little tiny midgety child. Am I being too harsh? *Slaps myself round the face*. The game is called Sacredos, as you can see from the title. The type is like my pizza pie, which is the platformer creator which many members enjoy. Now getting on to the real review I can't wait for Lordeldar's epic trolling. I wish you luck Lord.
Nothing new, nothing old. Just a plain old thumbnail which was around in the 17th century when my grand mammy was around, sad she died. :( . Just to say and this is a boost to all that read this, it gives you 2 wide hints of the game as you can see what will happen in the first two puzzles and now sadly I leaked it to the whole world. At least the game is famous now! :D . It mostly shows blocks (Well der you make the game out of blocks). Silly me! *Slaps myself*. The game is a boost so I think you should put a lot of blow-able blocks where you spawn so they can't see the actual game. Please don't follow my ideas, soon I'm going in a madhouse. Yes at a hospital, I can't wait to be put in a little cage! :D
Unlike many big games this has not got lag with my games the lag could nearly shut down a computer, also if you get you're computer working whenever you click means it will get a knife and stab you. Joking, gawd no need to hate on me! D:
So now I would like to complain about the-.....Can't finish the sentence! Why!? Oh wait I have nothing to complain about! Which is a good thing for Apod. The game has good length, but not the best of it. I would say this game could be a huge success, listen I never said it would so keep you're super fun happiness away in you're pocket, k?
The puzzles and traps always occur to me as my No.1 enemy, which is NOT a good thing, I find it so hard to describe. Most of these puzzles are not original which makes me pretty sad as I love finding out new puzzles, what I do as a day job! I know my life is boring. :( Ok, so now a great puzzle (To me) is made in a new path, normally you get a grenade to do it but now Apod is showing who's boss in Sacredos. Instead surprisingly he used those wheels! :O People normally use that for opening a '1-way' door. Also the 1 trap is the part I get stuck on, what a surpise....
Yay! Naw we got the enemy placement! :| Yippy doo! >.> Ok so this paragraph I will be talking about the 1% of enemies! Really there is only 1 enemy for where I got up to....at least. Well the enemy is a Snarley or what I call it a 'Unisaur' as it looks like a unicorn and dinosaur mixed together, I wonder what a fish with them both would look like. O.O Creepy, eh? Yep I knew it! The 1% enemy is actually really easy, actually you know what I call to say that it's actually a beast with a flame thrower jammed in his throat. How lovely that would be, wouldn't it! >.>
Now onto the scenery....I guess we meet again *Pulls gun from desk*. Okay Scenery I'm only joking! But this I'm not to be honest the scenery could be 100% better, honest! And why do I always have to add percentage?! All it was is a boring background, what happened to the grass, bones, spider webs and plants!? What is wrong with you?! Nah, I'm joking it's alright. But if you don't like it well it is you're game so you're design. I'm not forcing you though.
Just didn't find it very good.
Blah! Just horrible!
You got five star as I found you're 1 enemy in a good position.
I just liked them. :P
No, I'm sorry to say Apod but in my opinion it's true, it's a good game but it's not worthy, ask any editor and they will agree, but feel happy it's review worthy, also the game is good, just keep trying as you are getting better as you keep making, I thing you will have a great future! :)