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THE BEAST REVIEW
So here I am today and I am Senbaki which you may know me and I have only recently made my two reviews....happily and for an annoying reason my reviews keep getting deleted, I think I press the backspace button too much, eh? So today I will be reviewing a game by a friend of mine over the internet, we've only had little conversations and this guy is really nice, he's fun to talk to and his games are outstanding for shooters. This game is 1 step cbleep from you guessing who it is, the game is Forsaken, I might as well tell you as I can't be bothered to do this. The "Guy" is called Demonhouse who I just love as a person, which I mean, I really do love him. Nah, I'm kidding and you should have seen you're faces they were like "ZOMFG!!! U R WEIRDO!!", also he has a forum account, so an alternate account just for the forums which I will happily leak out. Well many people know the actual alt which is *drum rolls* d-d-d-d-d-d.....Vaporeon! Yes he is a alt of Demonhouse, that little snuggle wuggle bunny! :3
Yes! Eat it, I finally got to the part where I can chillax and just write non-sense! I'm joking guys, but this is the easiest part of the review, happily. Also I can only see the thumbnail so little though, I'll look stupid when I publish the review as I'm only going to have 1 tiny part of the game, so don't wish me luck! Ok, let me get this straight and off my chest....It looks like a weird flower, seriously. It's like the spikes at the side are the petals and the path as a stalk (If you want to be funny put a "er" at the end of "stalk"). You can only see a hint of enemies near the top, which they are very annoying and cool enemies, 2 speeders 1 mortar. Oh that reminds me of something horrible to do with 2 people and 1 equipment and I will not say it as it has been banned from the internet as it was the most horrible thing to happen to people.
All I can say is....stupid speeders! They wreck games, all they do is act fast and shoot! Isn't that what there meant to do? Oh yeah, I guess. So this game was so much fun to play and honestly play it, you will keep trying as it's sooo addicting, if you agree you are a beast. So Forsaken was a kinda laggy game, which really annoyed me. These little things make me so angry that I get in my Dad's car and drive off of a cliff with jumping out in the last second, yes I really do that. Also I'm not crazy, I'm just mental. So normally his games are hardly laggy at all. Which my games have crazy lag, I have about 7000 unpublished games because there were lagging up my page. But I have to admit this game had great length and I can't wait to play the rest of his newest games, they are fun, addicting and so good. I support his all the way with his games.
Puzzles and traps, ah....The main thing people struggle on is puzzles and traps which I agree on, it's really hard to make and figure out, and this you will have to agree on which the traps just get plain old boring which I expect many to agree on. The puzzles are fun to solve but boring when they are super easy. Funny enough at the start there is a trap and a super easy puzzle so I felt like I would get a knife and cut myself until I die of boredom (If that's even possible). So the game didn't have a very good start in my opinion, well it's better than a lot of other startings on Sploder. Going through the game was just quite a lot of game play no puzzles but then it get's better and puzzles come out of there little shells, which makes me happy and they were not super easy.
The enemy placement was outstanding, they were placed out just like a perfectly neat boy would place it out, this is a super well done, as I just loved it, with all the enemies like the giraffe, the elephant and especially the cobra. Oh wait I'm still doing the review? Oh glockenspiels, what have I done? Ok so the real enemies were mortars and speeders as you can see just from the start which I just hate! Speeders are the most annoying enemy ever! If I had $1000 for each one I killed I would take only 1 cent from that, thanks a lot Speeders for ruining my day! They are just so fast, if they were at the start of the game and they had to complete
a massive game in just 10 seconds they would destroy that record and I am not over exaggerating, they are just so annoying!
It's harder than you think.
Loved it, just loved it.
Those annoying speeders ruined it, I would have gave it a 4 if those speeders weren't so annoying me!
Good puzzles but I hate traps.
Yes! Definitely! If you dare say no I swear I will get a gun and come to you're house in the middle of the night and shoot you in the head, of course no-one would be crazy enough to actually say the word "no"! I mean it, ask any editors, if it is feature worthy and you will get a bucket
full of yes'.
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