A Great Game, Great Title, And Great Lesson Are All Things To Be Indulged Upon

Review by spidapig on Wednesday, September 18th 2013
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THE BEST GAME is a game created by kurupi

THE BEST GAME is exactly as it appears to be. If you have any qualms playing it, let me tell you, wad them into a ball, encase them in a coating of solid 24-karat gold and throw them into Mt. Vesuvius along with a virgin and some eye of newt. This game is pure, 100% genius. There are multiple things that caught my attention, and there are even more that took my attention, assaulted it with a nightstick, left it battered and cold on the street, and caused it to devolve into a life of sadness and aimless wandering. THE BEST GAME may even undersell itself a little, being a little better than the best. Hold onto your socks folks because you're about to hear about a doozy.


First off, there is nothing more satisfying than the feeling of beating this game. Literally nothing. When you beat something advertised as "THE BEST GAME," that's something you can go home and brag to your parents about, and if you are already in your home, leave it, and then go back so the saying is validated. The challenge to reward ration ensures that no first-optimal-order strategies are implemented, giving the player a total sense of progression and accomplishment, while ensuring that the difficulty curve increases at a slow and steady pace; furthermore, the game seamlessly implements new moves and tactics without even informing the player so, unlocking a shiny treasure chest in the world of personal development. And as long as we're on the topic of personal development, the story and character building in this game is absolutely unmatched. Jesus must've been with this one as he/she/it made this game because holy toledo this is one masterpiece. The constant stream of tears down my face blurred my vision, but kurupi saw this coming and had an in game sequence where he told me to man up and stop crying, and the best part was it was all in my head. I didn't even have to read the screen to hear his omnipresent words echo in my head. That's true gaming, folks.


This game had many downfalls though. JUST KIDDING WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS GAME IS FLAWLESS, AND HERE'S WHY. It takes pacing and redefines it, slaps it in the dictionary, and renames it: "THE BEST GAME" for god's sake this is too good. There were no breaks on this fun train, lemme tell ya. I constantly enjoyed this experience even days after I was finished playing it. I cried, then laughed, then cried again. My teacher would constantly question why I would suddenly break into fits of excitement and total ecstasy during class, and it was very difficult to explain, so I ended up just buying 1000 business cards with the link to THE BEST GAME so I could just have them experience the magic themselves. Even days after I've played it, I'm still crying tears of joy from having the pleasure of experiencing this sine qua non part of my life. The puzzle aspect of the game blends so seamlessly into the final product that it almost goes about unnoticed, but I saw it, and now you will too. I found so much challenge in just learning where to go, and furthering my understanding of why the game was named what it was. The game implements amazing utilization of the monomyth when producing this masterpiece, done even better than The Legend of Zelda game series in that aspect. This game also perfects the imperfect balance system, creating this tug of war with weapons and playing styles, not forcing, but letting the player change their styles at a moment’s notice to better suit the game and the player simultaneously. We’re looking at a true masterpiece here.


Overall. I would recommend this game to anyone I see, and already have. In the short 3 months after I have played THE BEST GAME by kurupi, I have had the foundations of my life completely uprooted and reset. I cannot thank kurupi enough for this experience, and you will soon come to thank me for revealing unto you all, this masterpiece. Now, lettuce go to the ratings portion of this review.


Gameplay: 5/5

Story: 5/5

Ingenuity: 5/5

Pacing: 5/5

Playability: 5/5

Overall 7/5


Anyone who plays this game will be changed, so the only reason you wouldn't attempt to play the game is if you’re the dumbest person on the earth. Don’t be that guy. Play this game.


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THE BEST GAME Reviewed by spidapig on Wednesday, September 18th 2013. A Great Game, Great Title, And Great Lesson Are All Things To Be Indulged Upon - A game review written by spidapig for the game 'THE BEST GAME' by kurupi. Rating: 5