[BHR] This Isn't Too Hawt....

it time to die is a game created by commandercody3857

Pre-thoughts

Alright, so I've bee kinda busy in IRL and on sploder. I haven't reviewed in a good amount of time. Time to get back to it, rather more brutal. I have never played a game by user CommanderCody3857, but I do know him from the community. He seems cool, but can be a noob sometimes.. I don't know really what to expect though. I don't have any guesses that this will be a good game. By looking at a thumbnail, sometimes, just sometimes, it can tell you the whole story of a game. By looking at this one, it seems very plain, boring tile,bland, and boring. No enemies in site in that pretty good distance. What I see looks more like a pyramid, but I doubt it would be like that for the whole time, or else this review would be a total nightmare. I am un-for sure what to real expect. About almost all of the noobs here make bad games. (Excluding a few). When I think, "it time to die", I say, "Noob game." It could have been a way more creative title, what I do every once in a while, is take a synonym for a bland, yet exciting word, and find a word similar to it that is really cool. I only use that method when I'm stuck on a name, which could've been helpful to Cody in this game. This game has no scenery on the thumbnail either. My expectations on this game will be very low to start out with.

Review

This game was horrible. I'll tell you right from the start. There wasn't too many things I could compliment this game on. I thought it was very bland. When I first started it, I decided to go to the left first. A mousegun? Already? Pfft, this atta be a piece of cake. I'll just be the icing. Well, surprisingly, I was wrong. It was WAY overdone. Too much power-ups, Cody. This game was pretty easy. Why I didn't beat it? One of the big mistakes Cody made in this game was why I didn't beat it.

The reason it is extremely annoying, is that, if you don't beat it on your first life, it splodes for you. You now have to go all the way back to the start. -_- This got me extremely annoyed I almost didn't want to review it.

I didn't like scenery at all. I mean, if your gonna make parts of the game open, outside, make scenery. (Grass, Statues, etc.) That might have made it a TAD more fun. Also for parts of the scenery, it wasn't great at all even later on. Around tunnels, there was lava. Makes no sense really to put lava around the outside if it isn't gonna be used. He could have added way better scenery.

The second to worst thing about this game was the enemy placement. All enemies were jumbled up all together and become very...very...lets just say, "Obscure." Thug Pits aren't such a good idea, Cody. Try to rather spread out enemies and cause traps with them instead of making them all together like that. Just might be a tad funner.

There was no puzzle in this game. None. Now, now, not all games need a good puzzle. CheckThePan has almost no puzzles, yet he remains a great gamer. Why so? Action. Adrenaline? I expect action. Action overdid a partial part of this puzzle less game. I still would have added a few here and there to trick the mind of the player.

Suggestions

-Add more scenery. Just helps a user get more into a game.

-Add a tad bit of puzzle. (Optional, you may not be a puzzle guy like CTP)

-Add more checkpoints if your going to have lives.

-Enemies should not be placed all together. Spread 'em out. That doesn't mean have two enemies, one at the end and one at the beginning. Just have the enemies you have more spread out.

Best Part

Not that much greatness in this game. If I picked one, it would be the overdone action in this game. I guess it was pretty good. Or rather, "OK."

Ratings

Length: [DECENT]

Overall Rating: 1/5

Conclusion

Meh, not a great game. You probably could have done better. Just follow suggestions, and you may be a star of yourself one day.

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