"When life is complicated, think of it as a very thick and flavorful sandwich, bite into it without fear."
Hobbies
"When somebody talks fancy to me, I just think of it as an epic paradox. Try it, it works."
Favorite Sports
"People ask me if the glass is half full or half empty, and I say that it is the sign of indecision, gathering dust until, finally, you can't drink it. Indecisive people finish last.
Favorite Games
"You can't expect victory if you are planning for defeat.
Favorite Movies
"People say that practice makes perfect, and then they say that you can't be perfect. So can somebody be perfect, or is this just a paradox waiting to be answered?
Favorite Bands
"What goes around comes around, and a great expamle is fiending new members on sploder. They're happy."
Whom I Respect
"A simple question: did the egg REALLY come first?"