Impossible Match

By thiefpielord :: Monday May 18th, 2009

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This game is impossible. Spend as much time as you want on it, you will always die. It will make you *CENSORED* and will *CENSORED* you up. Caution, Side-effects of playing this game include: Angryness, Stubborness, Brain Retartedness, Heart Failure, Broken Computer, Broken Computer Disease, Dead Puppy, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppy Disease, Left Lung Implosion, Right Lung Explosion, Suicidal attempts, Death-by-Death, Death, Dieing, Dieing Disease, and other major side-effects too numerous/innappropriate to say here. I am not responsible for any of the said effects above. Sploder takes full responsibility over one's action after playing this game. Do not play the "Impossible Match" if you are/have: pregnant, not pregnant, cancer, smokers, dieing, diarhea, explosive diarhea, implosive explosive diarhea, random heart implosions, stokes, heart attacks, broken fingers, legs, and arms, and many other major effects. So go *CENSORED* yourself world!

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