this game is for those of you who can't make it that far in my game nine pointless bosses. as for the previous seven; achieve them yourself.
Original descriptions for bosses:
#1 (or eight, I should say)
Welcome to your doom! I am the puppet lord, master of all bosses! you shall never beat me, and if you do I WILL COME BACK!
Final Boss: well, you may have beaten ME, god of all bosses, but you have reawakened that freak hypersludge again in his final form. good luck. not.