Jocks phoned up Bertie.
"PLEASE DONT HURT US AGAIN,
PLEASE!! WE PROMISE TO TURN
THE GEEKS INTO WHAT THEY WHERE,WITCH WAS SKATE DUDES
AND EMOS BACK INTO CHAVS
WE P-R-O-M-I-S-E PROMISE
PLEASE DONT...HURT...US.
We could go crystal collecting,its sporty,
just please dont hurt US!!"