Hej, fellow Sploderians! It is I, Wizard Squirrel, the most powerful squirrel in all the land! All I ask is that you respect me, and I will not use my squirrely powers on you.
Hobbies
I enjoy making games on this site, sewing, camping, running cross country, playing video games, practicing my mystical powers, and baking muffins. Muffins, yum!
Favorite Sports
I like to participate in cross country, track, and chess. However, my favorite sport to watch is either tennis or curling.
Favorite Games
My favorite video games are Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Minecraft, Fist of Fury, and Flow. My favorite board games are chess and RISK.
Favorite Movies
Probably my favorite movies are Star Wars (original trilogy), The Lego Movie, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (youngsters, DON'T WATCH!), Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix, and Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2
Favorite Bands
My favorite bands are F.U.N., Queen, American Authors, Mumford and Sons, Daft Punk, the original Broadway cast of Sweeney Todd, the new Broadway cast of Guys and Dolls, and The Bee Gees.
Whom I Respect
I respect my parents, Morgan Freeman, the voices in my head (I AM NOT INSANE!), Geoff, my friends, all of Sveridge (Sveridge is swedish for Sweden. It's my dream to move there someday.), Bernadette Peters, and all people who respect me.
S.M.A.L.G.
Sploders