yo mama jokes

By zoracreator :: Thursday August 5th, 2010

 

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yo mama so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone. yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it. yo mama so dumb she locked herself in a motorcycle. yo mama so fat her picture is heavy. yo mama so ugly she went to the ugly contest they said " sorry NO PROFESSIONAL! yo mama so dumb when they said merry christmas she said " ok wheres my ring. yo mama so dumb she tried to hit the floor she missed. (the best one for me) yo mama so dumb she stole free bread. Yo mamma so poor when i walked through the front door I was in the back yard. yo mama so poor, when robbers came to rob her, they left her money. yo mama so ugly she makes the union crys! yo mama so ugly she makes frankenstine the next top model. yo mama so ugly bob the bilder said " we CAN'T fix that. yo mama so dumb, she sold her computer for internet! yo mama so fat fat people jog around her to exercise. yo mama so fat when she did a push up, she pushed the earth down. yo mama so dumb she put paper on her t.v and said that she was watching pay-per-view. yo mama so dumb she doesn't know how to make ice. yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish. ( is that even possible?) yo mama so ugly blind people cry when they see her. yo mama so ugly they moved her birthday to halloween.(THESE JOKES ARE A LITTLE BAD FOR CHILDREN UNDER 12. COOL IM 13 I COULD WATCH THIS!) Yo mama such a wh ore, when her kids asked her "What's for Dinner?" she opened her legs and said "Crabs". yo mama is like a light switch even 4 year olds turn her on. yo mama is like a shot gun one co ck she blows!!!!!!!! yo mama is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn. yo mama is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw. yo mama is like a railroad track ridden around the country. i will come up with more.

 

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