Game Reviews

The Experience Of A Game That Makes Me Cry Pure Salt

Review by ethan2009 on Wednesday, August 26th 2020

The Experience of A Game That Makes Me Cry Pure Salt I know this has been reviewed already, I know, I know, I know. Go away, don’t insult me. Cryptic Cathedral.. Magnar n Syndri is a game that I didn’t enjoy one bit while playing. I know that sounds extremely harsh, and I’m sorry, but it just was not enjoyabl …

 

Name Checks Out, A Game That Made Me Sleep

Review by ethan2009 on Wednesday, August 26th 2020

Name Checks Out, A Game That Made Me Sleep Hi, I have decided to write another review and this time it is on Wiktor2’s EGD entry. This will probably be a short review because I’m bored and very lazy. With one EGD win to his name, I was expecting a truly great game. Did he meet my expectations? Well, let’s find …

 

Hello I’m Writing Another EGD Review (EGD)

Review by ethan2009 on Wednesday, August 26th 2020

Hello I’m Writing Another EGD Review (EGD) Hello, epic Splodarians, epic gamers, amazing platformer players, and Meowmeowfurrycat. Today I am reviewing Spellbound, an EGD14 entry in Lordeldar. If you don’t know who Lordeldar is, you’ve been living under a rock and are also seriously lucky. Lordeldar has 63 feat …

 

The Adventures In An Unplayable Game! [EGD]

Review by ethan2009 on Wednesday, August 26th 2020

The Adventures in An Unplayable game! [EGD] Hello, epic Sploder gamers. Ethan2009 back here with another review. Today I’m reviewing, for the first time ever, a game that I can’t play. In fact, this game would not load for me even on 8 bit, so I had to watch a playthrough for it, which, in this case, is fine becau …

 

Witch Level Of Chaos Is This Masterpiece?

Review by rockyroad797 on Thursday, August 20th 2020

Yo wazzup, it's your man Rockyroad797 here with a brand new review. I haven't written one for a year, my last review being the one for editor app of "To the moon and back" by Wordigirl. But that was that. With the EGD Going on I must be mad to review an old game. Except... if it's a masterpiece. So I ain't mad. L …

 

(EGD) Sigh

Review by beast4321 on Wednesday, August 19th 2020

Sigh. Beast, present and accounted for, a walking catastrophe of a reviewer come to review a stationary catastrophe of a game. You know what? Sploder is tough. Making decent games? It takes effort. A lot of it. There's scenery to do, gameplay to polish, action sequences to test. It takes many years of mistakes, …