Be aware of the metal spikes that come down as you walk through my land. Be aware that sometime if you use the jetpack to go in the sky, I will rain metal spikes on you. And by YOU, I mean your player during gameplay. Now, my fair reader and gamer ... watch out for my fair but cruel tricks I might play. Oh, and a hint: you might not win this game! If so, right your name on top zero on american idol and go sing instead of playing THIS game!
