.:|WD|:. I Just Had To Review This.

Review by captainalex on Wednesday, June 1st 2011
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Click to play mario bros epic

mario bros epic is a game created by jjtwins22

Hello everyone and welcome to another review by captainalex. Today I will be reviewing this totally amazing game based on Mario called mario bros epic. Wow! That is just the perfect name, no capitalization, no punctuation after the "bros", and it's epic! Wow! And everything in the game made sense, it was like a real Mario game in every aspect!


OK, yes, you probably caught on by now that I'm lying. So let me just say that (no offense to it's creator, who is sort of a newbie) this game should NOT have been featured. It didn't deserve the 9,000 views that it got that some members will never actually reach. Why do I say this? Well, I'll explain.


Number 1, the game made no sense at all. I mean seriously, why in the world would the yellow floating blocks KILL Mario? Hmm, never happens in New Super Mario Bros. It makes the first level a real guessing game, not even fun. Also what's weird is that one of the boxes gave you a coin AND an extra life. Level 2 also had a bad design. You couldn't get up if you didn't jump off the enemy, which is actually very hard to do. And again with the guessing game... ugh. Oh yeah, and normal water doesn't kill Mario either! But yet it does! What in...


Number 2, jjtwins really made it over complicated. The blocks were suspended with connecters instead of the simple option: "lock movement of this object". It's a small little lock icon, did you not take the tour or something? Number 3, not much effort was put into scenery. There really weren't any aesthetics to mario bros epic, with the normal background of blue-to-black.


I suppose I have to give jjtwins some credit, though. He or she or they did a good job for being so new. However, it simply was not feature-worthy. I'm not sure which editor featured this, but please, UN-FEATURE it. A lot of members make awesome games way better than this and have tried to get a feature for a long time, but no one pays attention. Instead, games like these get featured. (And I'm not talking about me, as I do already have a featured game).


Well, that's all I want to say about the subject, so time for the ratings.

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RATINGS OF MARIO BROS EPIC OUT OF 6

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Any Last Words: I don't think I need to say anything more about this game, so I won't.


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