.:|WD|:. A Review That Will Terrify You: Real Terror!

Real Terror is a game created by krazykid849

Why me!? WHY ME!!?? BOUHOUHOU! WWHHYY?! *On air!*Euh, *sniff*, hello there, today I’ll be reviewing another awful game BWAHAHAAA! “Hey, Jaw, you’re ON!” Euh, sorry, I was just melancholic because I was always asked to review bad games. And BTW, I employed my assistant George *George:”Not now, boss, we’re recording!”* Oh, right. Well, let’s just start with the review. This is a Well Done .:WD:. Review.

Pre-thoughts:

Krazykid’s a good game maker, and I have a proof: The game was actually named “True fear” but as there are 4 other “True fear” games, he cleverly changed the title using synonyms… And the title also attracts the gamer… Let’s do this.

Review:

Deception. Complete Deception. *whispers to George:”Is it enough?”*. *George:”No, boss.”*. O.K., then, you want a review, have it.

The first puzzle is certainly the worst puzzle I’ve ever seen on Sploder. Yes, it is. You can either go right or left. If you go to the right/left (I’m not telling you where to go), you find yourself in front of a lava pit surrounded with bats. At its end, there’s a teleporter that brings you to the other side, where another lava pit surrounded with bats is waiting. There a teleporter finally transport you to the place you want to go. Or you can simply take the right/left side and arrive directly to the second teleporter.

Whatever, then, you’ll get to a point where you are given a gun. You kill the snarly, get up a ladder, let a ninja fall down, kill a ninja, trick a shark and kill him, skip a tug, and another, and a third one, and a fourth one, kill two stupid bats jump over lava pits, kill a minion and a robot same thing with a Kukichuyo and *plays game again* wait, what? The game was edited while being reviewed! Whatever, kill also a segfault, skip snarlies… And you win!

Sounds boring, huh? Well I played this game before going to bed so I can sleep faster! I don’t know what happened to krazykid when he made this game…

Anyway, the only excellent thing in this game was power-ups’ placement, and it’s a good thing to know that Sploder knows how to place power-ups.

Pros:

Power-ups’ placement.

Cons:

Too laggy.

Horrific enemies’ placement.

Too easy.

Extremely disgusting puzzles.

Final scores /10:

Enemies' Placement: No need for that... 0!

Sorry krazykid, but this is for your own good.

George:"OFF!"

"How was I george?"

"OOPS! Still ON! NOW OFF"