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Review by jawdatchristophe on Wednesday, March 16th 2011
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Well, I don't know what to say *speechless*.I don't care anymore who made this game, I just want to strangle him with my bare hands until he suffocates...


Pre-thoughts:

Bimps is an excellent -well, for some games- game maker and so a collab wih an other member... That's going to be good! Believe me it isn't.


Review:


This game is awful... Just awful... It looks like it was created just because the game maker was bored.


You start in front of a teleporter maze, and when you get out, you enter a tunnel, flying in the middle of unneeded power-ups and easy not-attractive traps. The lava pit is a classic, too classic. You need to search for crystals. When you get out, the biggest stupidity is waiting for you. You fly in a rain of enemies randomly disposed, power-ups that only serve for decoration, crystals, Jetpack fuel... A BIG FLAW! You finally arrive at the end.


This game brought tedium and monotony to the Sploder game library. And each day, tons of dullness adds its weight over the back of great unforgettable games... The lack of every single block makes me want to just go out and scream, scream until I don't feel my vocal chords, and people don't feel their ears. Also, let's not forget that the game lags a lot. This has definitely got to be deleted if Bimps wants to keep his reputation.


I just want to point out that the title of the game would've get 11/10 if it was in final scores... It describes perfectly what happens in the game: You get to the end and there's this one tiny crystal that is hidden in a very good place and that you can't find, that makes the wizard say at the end of the game:"That was the game, and you just lost it!" Nice touch, and I hope this review will get both of the collaborators to work better.



Final scores (/10):


Entertainement: 0

Enemies' placement: 0

Power-ups placement: 0

Creativity: _/__________
 

Design: 0

Title: ___________/_________
 

Puzzles: No puzzles, 0

Epicness: _/__________
 
Overall: __/__________ or 0.9/______
 

I hope this review doesn't make you feel bad about making games, guys.

 
 


The game and you just lost it. Reviewed by jawdatchristophe on Wednesday, March 16th 2011. .:|WD|:. You Just Lost It Bimps... .:|WD|:. 1/3 Dominating Reviewers' Groups! - A game review written by jawdatchristophe for the game 'The game and you just lost it.' by bimps1002collab. Rating: 1