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Castle Wars is a game created by wormwerk

This is Miracle Reviews, where we might just see a Miracle Game

Pre-Thoughts

Well, wormwerk is a HUGE noob on the forums, and bye the first look at this game, this is going to be a bad one. With my expectations lowered, I go into this game...

Review

Okay, this doesn't deserve to be called a game, because this game is terrible. Nothing good about it, and it's going to be a short review due to the lack of gameplay and lag that made my computer uncontrollably shut down! Basicially, this game is one thing. BAD. It's bad. All it is is bad. You have no clue what this game had. No puzzles, terrible placement, and one of a kind action. Yes, this game is so bad, that it gets its own rank for action. TERRIBLE LAGGY STUFF. It's that bad, and it crashed my computer... So, I think I've made my point. Wait! The gameplay. It's rough, it's laggy, it's terrible! I would not let you play it if you were my son, it's that bad. And please, don't get nightmares because I said that, I mean, you aren't my son. Not yet you aren't. :3 Anyways... >.> Lets quickly finish the review.

The gameplay is simple. A bunch of allies and enemies thrown around randomly and obstacles and crystals and one key that I couldn't find because of the computer crashing. I think that this game might be the worst game I've played due to computer crashing and it being by a member that I actually know, and that he is not a newbie in some ways. It's pretty amazing. I don't know why he did this, it blows my mind. Sorry Wormwerk, but this was worse than bad, terrible, the devil and so on. So please, take my advice, and delete the game, and study featured games and other great games that have a future. Use that knowledge in your own games and make a masterpiece that is almost EGL worthy. that is all for now! Thank god.

*After-Thoughts

It's bad. I just wish that he could've tested it so it didn't have to crash my computer. Sigh.

My-Thoughts

Delete it, study featured games, put that work that you've studied into your own creations, and you have a great game.

Scores

Action - 0/5

Puzzle - 0/5

Gameplay - 0/5

Placement - 0/5

Overall - 0/5

Well, read the review, take the advice, and hopefully wormwerk you will make a pretty beast game.