I am a one hundred seven-year-old magic dragon from the Netherlands! Many people consider me to be the next thing since sliced milk, and the type of person who is likely to cry over spilt bread.
Hobbies
I enjoy drinking large amounts of water, talking to inanimate objects, blowing up my twin cousin's feather pillows, watching books, and reading movies.
Favorite Sports
My favorite sport is The Rules Are Obvious Ball! You needn't ask how to play.
Favorite Games
My favorite games are as follows:
-Nonsense Word Roulette.
-Don't Trip Over The Ejection String.
-Fifteen Ways To Eat An Oreo.
-Keensburger.
Favorite Movies
My favorite movie is Orphan Gregory Zachary Stackary Jackary Vackary Glackary White! The story of a lonely boy with a long family history, and an even longer name!
Favorite Bands
Rubber bands are my favorite by far, and are certainly the most useful of all of the bands. I enjoy rubber bands more than words can express.
Whom I Respect
Above all, I respect my mother's father's brother's sister's other brother's daughter's daughter. In other words, myself.