.:|WD|:. OMG! Kayla77777778910 Though This Was Decent?

Review by lordeldar on Tuesday, June 14th 2011

So, after being totally frustrated by Nubs Spamming up my Beautiful Page with their splode I decided to gather it all into a Game, in which I would go Hardcore and take Requests from People there. And this was one of them. So for my 22nd Review I'll be Reviewing The adventures in MCDONALDS by kayla77777778910

Pre-Thoughts

Who? What? I don't know, who is this kayla77777778910. But then, did I really expect any Quality making that? A little bit, so I'm not expecting that Much from The adventures in MCDONALDS at all, but Kayla was saying it was great. I know what the not so Mature People like

Thumbnail

It looks aimless, just aimless. There's clearly an Aim though, it looks like a Bland Puzzle. The Puzzle side is good, the Bland side is bland. And sorry, 9 Levels of this Bland Puzzle. There'd better be Variety, which I'm just not Predicting here

Story

Sorry, Mcdonalds is everybody's Favourite Restaurant (I nearly said Review there)? It's not mine, infact. I don't even like Mcdonalds. Anyway, the Story throughout the Game is terrible, it's just "Yay we're in Mcdonalds!" "Let's sit down and eat!" "Oh no our Car's Broken! Let's fly instead," it's just so Stupid and terrible

Gameplay

You think I've said the Worst. Well I haven't, the Gameplay is awful. Nothing Decent at all (About from little Lag) But that's not good enough when you see what I'm about to Throw at you kayla. No way is that enough! In a Couple of Levels you don't have to do anything and if you get stuck there's a Description and it's too flippin' simple. And it's not fun at all, it's highly boring and barely Addictive. I can't believe people are calling this fun! It's also really short as well. And trust me, if you think this is bad read on

Scenery

I said Bland didn't I? Well, that's correct but there's worse. It's nothing like Real Life, there's no Backround (Apart from the Default Blue And Black) and little effort was put into Colours. Kayla tried to make everything better looking then it really was. It was totally messed up. And it's the same throughout. Sorry, but you really disappointed with the Scenery. And now, Placement

Placement

No Enemies, Power-ups, Healh to comment on. End of!

And Block Placement, that was alright. But it was ruined by other Placements

Overall (Yes, this bit was so Short I'm doing this for the First Time since Reviewing Game Raterz, but for the completely opposite Reason. Game Raterz was too good for that and this is too Terrible) Placement was terrible! There was Decent Block Placement but other things were either too Random or ruined the Game Completely, sorry to say that, but it's honestly true. You really did muck up with Placement

Puzzles And Traps

Oh I'm so glad this Review is nearly finished. And I'm so glad the bit I'll be speaking about the least is last. Savin' the best until last :) Like in most of my Reviews, there aren't any Puzzles or Traps. The same applies with The adventures in MCDONALDS, there aren't any Puzzles or Traps at all. Kayla77777778910, if you thought you could get past me you really need to add Puzzles And Traps

In A Sentence

A Deadly Killer, it's that bad

Pros

Nothing

Cons

Everything

Ratings

Action: 0/10

Addictiveness: 0/10

Awesomeness (Gameplay): 1/10

Difficulty: 1/10

Time: 0.5/10

Story: -1/10 (It's that bad, it's in Negatives)

Placement: 2/10

Puzzles And Traps: 0/10

Scenery: 1/10

(DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME) 0/10 is the lowest I've ever given a Game. No really, so it's no Surprise I told you NOT to play it. Sorry kayla77777778910, but if you've ever had a look at Pages of my Victimes (People who get Negative Feedback from me) You'll know I can be very hard to please. And this definately didn't please me. Or probably none of the Other Reviewers, let alone Editors. But we have alot to talk about, and I mean alot. Add Action, a Decent Story, Length, Puzzles And Traps, Scenery and an Aim along with difficulty. I've made this Review too long with Criticism of this Game. My Criticism will help you in the future though, and trust me about that