DISCLAIMER: You're not actually the Batman, your name is Todd, and you work at a cell phone case kiosk at the mall. BUT sometimes you sell baseball bats on ebay that you hand carved. Also, and this is kinda unrelated, but you struggle making friends....its probably the wood working, and you don't exactly prioritize personal hygiene like you should....but whatever. GL Batman, DON'T LET ANYONE GET IN YOUR WAY