[STAR] Designed....Oh, I Meant Unresigned O.O

Review by senbaki on Thursday, April 12th 2012

Hello this is Senbaki as you can all see and today I'm going to review a game by average kid in an average world in an galaxy in an average universe in an average, I don't know what's bigger than the universe. xD So the game I am reviewing is not designed but Unresigned by the marvellous Timblob2. Well not that marvellous. xD You guys maybe wondering who he is, well I can tell you that he is Timblob2, blah I'm terrible at making people laugh. So other than that also TimblobTwo is my buddy, normally we spam each others page with annoying awards, well my brother does. >.> Me and Tim both used to have accounts back in '10, we also knew each other before that. Well we practically grew up together as friends. I would just like to say that he is a funny guy that you should try and get to know and he has recently gone on holiday to Egypt which 5 days ago he

was in France and I can't wait until he comes back and I get some presents. Also the game is an amazing game you should try and complete it.

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This is the thing about my format which annoys me, I can't change it as I don't know what to put instead. So now sadly we are on to the thumbnail, *pulls gun to head*. SO describing it is actually harder than you would think, it's not simple, it's pretty hard. Still the player is in the middle! Actually I give up on that now. It makes a bit more sense, well you can mostly see enemies and from the looks of it, it's pretty hard. You can see those 2 enemies on there little pads and that lonely enemy at the side there, how cute. At the top right hand corner you can see a glimpse of doors, probably used for a puzzle.

Review

STUPID DISRUPTORS! Just getting so annoying, worse than the speeders, I can kill them but they make me lose a bit of health and 1 step cbleep to dying, 1 on there own I could annihilate, 2 I could destroy, 3 I could kill but 4 I would just about die. This game was making me crazy with lag, although some bits of the game stopped. But most parts of the game got on my nerves, I really do hope I get a new laptop....Ok well the game play was very fun indeed, one of the best games I've ever played. Normally I get requested games not as good as this, when I saw this my attitude was like when I first saw the trailer for Skyrim, which was "OoO", weird face, eh?

Now onto the puzzles and traps, sadly. The most annoying thing ever, which was this game lacked of puzzles, the traps were great, but remember I hate traps, so to be honest in my opinion they weren't that good, I was just showing what other people would think about it, before I get trolled on about I had 2 different decisions. The only alright puzzle was at the start and not even that was that good. I seriously think he should try harder with making shooters. Puzzles are normally the key to getting featured, otherwise the game play must be super mega ultra epic fun! xD Unfortunately, Unresigned was not the best puzzler game. But I guess the traps would of made up for the puzzles, and remember not me, other viewers.

Enemy placement is now our new paragraph so lets get it started! Well you may think there are so many enemies well the truth is....there is, so many enemies I could almost eat a TV or a closet, both of them are small so it would be easy. xD Now as there were lots of enemies I will find it hard to actually rate it but as I nearly one the game I know most about the placement with I thought was outstanding, they were all put in a spaced out position which fitted in perfectly. He mostly involved the mortars in this game which are so easy to destroy. I always thought that the turrets were easiest and there were a lot of cruisers too.

Well now we have a new one to replace the scenery as scenery was boring so I have chucked him in the bin, nah I'm joking, I only chuck him in the bin while doing a shooter. So now the new shooter category is going to be item placement which I can't write about it all day only 23h 59m. xD So in the item placement it's going to be like the enemy placement but describing items, lol obviously. So there was a lot of health around which is great, it gives people a real boost. I'm not being sarcastic, if there was no health we would die straight away. Also there was about 1 mojo for restoring health. Anyway is Mojo a Chinese name? Ok getting back on topic, there was quite a lot of lava, that was normally placed at the side of the map, nitros and acid were also involved and the amount of nitro it was looking like he wanted to destroy the world! What really gets on my nerves is the song about it! Nah, jk. The reason why acid gets on my nerves is because it slows you down a bit and also makes you lose a lot of health.

Ratings

Hard enough for me to lose.

Just terrible.

Great placement, could have been a bit better.

Not as good as the item placement.

Feature Worthy?

Well this game lacked of puzzles and traps which makes it look like it's not but I disagree. The game play made up for it and is very addictive, once you play it you will never stop. Seriously, play it as it's fun, and great. The game was featured by a legend of Sploder which is 1Twenty1Guns and I guess he was proud of the feature.

This was for [STAR] reviews, they are great and I hope you join one day!