FIND THE CRYSTAL!!! QUICK!!! ASAP!!! IMMEDIATELY!!! AS FAST AS YOU POSSIBLY EVER CAN!!! GO ON, HURRY! YOU CAN GO FASTER THAN THAT! NO, IDIOT, DON'T STOP TO DESTROY THE TOWERS! IF YOU BOTHERED TO READ THIS YOU'LL KNOW ALL BUT ONE CANNOT HARM YOU! JUST GET TO THAT CRYSTAL NOW! I WANT TO HEAR A YESSIR FROM YOU! YOU GOT ALL THAT? MOVE YER FEET THEN!!! (mutters about lazy new recruits)
