Game Reviews
(EGD) A Game Where You Just Stand There
Review by rooney10 on Tuesday, August 18th 2020
just stand there is game by epicosauruss for Epic Game Drop 14. It is a game that involves just standing there. Nothing else really. Quite possibly one of the most ambitious games we've seen on this site in a very long time. Amazing game; there really is a lot of just standing there. The placement of the weak fl …
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Review by beast4321 on Tuesday, August 18th 2020
Deconstructing review; loading bad pun; error. Selecting random victim. Found. Randomising attack on virility; Ethan2009 smells. File found. おひうがざいます, beast here to waste more of the precious time we mortals have assigned to us with another review. This time, of an individual known by the fact tha …
(EGD) More Super Sploder Kart?!?!?!?
Review by beast4321 on Monday, August 17th 2020
Ohaida old sports, and welcome to another of these text blobs where I desperately attempt to increase my self esteem by being mean, complete with more grammatical errors than you have digits. Today I bring you a commentary on Super Sploder Kart 2, highly awaited sequel created by Mat7772, known by any member of even sl …
(EGD) Φανταστείτε να σπαταλάτε το χρόνο σας μεταφράζοντας αυτό
Review by beast4321 on Sunday, August 16th 2020
Καλημέρα, peeps, back to review another game. Tears will be shed, harsh words exchanged. Or will they? For today I have my sights on a game created by an individual who is only eleven years old, and who, coincidentally, goes by the suspiciously average name of Ethan. Who apparently, one sunny morning, woke up a …
Backtrack Simulator 2k2020 [EGD]
Review by ethan2009 on Saturday, August 15th 2020
Backtrack Simulator 2k2020 [EGD] HELLOOOOOOOOOO everybody, it is I, Ethan2009 back here today for an EGD Review. Each EGD the best game makers and not as well known game makers compete for the ultimate Ego boost and only one person will go home bragging about how cool they are. I decided to play Matt’s new game af …
(EGD) What Would Happen If The Grail Quest Became An Anime...
Review by beast4321 on Saturday, August 15th 2020
Good afternoon Ladies and gentlemen, how art thou? I trust thee are in good health? Come, fellow travellers, reside at my camp side. I am beast the travelling bard, come to regale yee with an epic tale of brotherhood, knights and most excitingly, treasure! I take no credit for the events that will unfold in this tale; …
